DOGEWARRIOR
the one from the crawl . $DOGWAR
- ORIGIN
- born on a log. the log is still with him and he will not discuss it.
- WINGS
- two. entirely decorative. he knows this and flies anyway.
- WEAPON
- a star he grabbed once and simply never gave back.
- VOICE
- wow. such. very. the vocabulary has not grown since 2013.
- STATUS
- still up there. no plan to come down has been filed.
KNOWN THREATS
THE CAT PLANETone eye. never blinks. has been watching since 2013.
THE SCREAMING ONEmid scream for eleven years. nobody has asked him to stop.
IMPERIAL BROCCOLIa vegetable with a face and a rank. do not eat the officer.